So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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