i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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