my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Randomize
