I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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