I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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