Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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