i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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