school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
