We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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