what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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