what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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