i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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