Don't you send me to vm
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
is that a dick in a sweater?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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