Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i dont even know how to be here
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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