My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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