I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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