ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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