Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
