Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
