Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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