Me. At least after what I've been through.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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