I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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