my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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