I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I love you.
Bad choice
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