Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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