just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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