remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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