i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
do nipples grow back?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
