at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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