Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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