You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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