Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize