naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Rumble strips road head = magical
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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