No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There are leaves in my underwear?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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