Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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