some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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