My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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