There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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