everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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