I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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