I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
