Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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