Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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