I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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