I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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