Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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