Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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