You really coming over, don't trick.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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