is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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