I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
