I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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