so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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