Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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