I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
