im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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