break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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