idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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