hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
