My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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