Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish I could teleport
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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