dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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