yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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