If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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