with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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